Critical Reflections on President George H.W. Bush

The media has been full of statements and reminiscences of President Bush who died last Friday. Many praise his public service and call him an honorable man of great character. They praise him for his admirable humanity. Through the years it has been my habit—and indeed my soapbox—to caution friends in assessing whether a particular … [Read more…]

Borowitz on Cindy Hyde-Smith

Cindy Hyde-Smith Says She Never Lost Faith in Mississippi’s Racists By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Celebrating her election victory on Tuesday night, U.S. Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith said that, despite predictions that her state was ready to turn the page on its shameful past, “I never lost faith in Mississippi’s racists.” “For weeks, we’ve been … [Read more…]

The Un-Organized Democrats

“I do not belong to an unorganized political party. I’m a Democrat.” This old statement by Will Rogers continues to be true. Currently, the Democrats are waging an unfortunate fight over which Democrat will be speaker of the House, now that they have regained control. Winning the majority in the U.S. House of Representatives by … [Read more…]

Fake Democracy?

About half of eligible voters turn out in the United States. That places us 29th out of 32 developed democratic nations in the proportion of people who vote. If we truly wanted more people to vote we would do what democracies with high rates of voter participation do. In these nations, all citizens are automatically … [Read more…]

Breaking the College Basketball Sham

As the college basketball season is getting underway this month, much of the sports world—or at least the basketball part of it—is concerned about scandals in the game. Earlier this year, a report of the FBI’s investigation into college basketball corruption revealed possible NCAA rules violations by more than 20 top men’s teams. There were … [Read more…]

Is Gov. Scott Against Counting All Votes?

Rick Scott Accuses Democrats of Trying to Thwart GOP’s Successful Voter Suppression By Andy Borowitz 11 November 18 In a hastily called press conference on Thursday evening, Florida Governor Rick Scott accused Democrats of nefariously plotting to undo the Republican Party’s highly successful voter-suppression effort. “As Republicans, we have worked tirelessly to intimidate, discourage, and … [Read more…]